tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.
nice people are rare we must protect them at all costs
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
don’t kiss me on my neck i will literally fall apart before your very eyes
I love how Nintendo’s new marketing slogan is “Because it’s Nintendo.”
Like do you even need a reason just go out and buy it because it’s Nintendo you fucks.